protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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