Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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