Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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