We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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