if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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