Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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