it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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