I feel like I'm in dance class right now
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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