I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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