so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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