There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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