I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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