who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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