SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
What a dumb baby whore.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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