Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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