Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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