When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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