cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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