we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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