is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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You. Win. At. Life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
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Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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