I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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