come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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