I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
