Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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