You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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