I wish my penis had an off switch
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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