Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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