he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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