Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri