Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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