he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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