Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
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