I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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