is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
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Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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