So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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