She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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