Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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