Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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