so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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