This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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