matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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