If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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