What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
where am i from again
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
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There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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