Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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