I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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