I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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