This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.