hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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