Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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