i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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