Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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