Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
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just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think a kid would responsible me up
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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