What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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