Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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