I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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